Also, Stephen Ireland is a midfielder. More importantly, this is one of his cars:

I mean, what’s not to love about Geoff Cameron?

Yea, they’re horrible. I paid all of $15 for an eighth of 23.8% weed that tasted pretty good a couple days ago. *shakes head*

How much are you smoking that an ounce couldn’t last you until your next trip to the dispensary?

that’s kinda the point Drew...

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

I kind of expected his knee to bust open like a claymore when he picked that guy up.

If it was really a joint practice they’d be much more relaxed.

Homer/City of Los Angeles: What’s the problem here?
Lisa/Rams: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.
Homer: You were? Aww... Go ahead.
Bart/Chargers: You love him more.
Lisa: No, you do!
Bart: No I don’t!
Lisa: Yes you do!

Stole my face. +1

VA-GIN-A... It Must Be Italian!!!

A XXX-mas Story

You’ll Shoot Her Eye Out

A Kiss-Muff Story

Go easy on Billy. I’m sure he’s tired from constantly moving goalposts.

First the Ponzi scheme post last week, now this. Show us on the doll where MLS touched Deadspin.

I think the MLS may have fucked Billy’s mom.

Putting feet on dashboard preventative.

David Luis makes the same face when the spirit of Jesus enters through his penishole.

I always wonder about people like you. My dual degrees were chemical engineering and classics. Everyone in my engineering classes thought the classics people were stupid, but unless it was a math problem I’d take them over the engineering colleagues to solve most real world problems. I’m tired of any idiot thinking…