An interesting contrast to the Ezekiel Elliott situation is the Gareon Conley incident - there hasn’t been a peep out of the local DA about pursuing the case and the league hasn’t made a peep about any kind of “punishment”. As ridiculous as the NFL is at times, it seems like they are doing a decent job here of making…

Unprovable...

Poor guy just doesn’t know what to do when he doesn’t have 3 future Hall of Famers playing at peak ability.

So weird... I just posted this somewhere else when someone asked what’s one of my favorite songs. Like 30 minutes ago

Policy of Truth is my second favorite DM song to this one:

SATURDAY NIGHT QUEEFCORE!

Jaco!

Never again, is what you swore, the time before....

“Never start blogging a transfer until it’s official!” shouts my two-week-old Nemanja Matic draft.

He didn’t even have to use his AK!

i remember macheda as a fledgling villa fan. he subbed in for his first appearance and scored the winner in added time. i’ve never been the same.

Ha! Classic Andy!

Goddamnit. Have a star, you evil bastard.

As a fantasy owner who once won the league championship and never received the $50 I was promised, I heartily salute my plucky compatriots and their well-deserved financial windfalls as they strive to make their little hobby as fun and exciting as it can be for everybody! Excelsior, my friends!

there was literally no food, woman, bribe or drug he could say no to

This man took a game Americans didn’t care about and built an apartment for cats in Trump Tower. His legacy is gonna hold up just fine.

I knew he wouldn’t finish the last two books of A Song of Ice and Fire.

I once tried to wear a Chuck Blazer while herding cavi’s south to Guanajuato, but the damn thing was a magnet for coyotes.

No.

Look me straight in the eye and tell me Tyrion is not at least a tiny bit black.