UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

LONZO BALL IS A SPOON AND JAYSON TATUM IS A KNIFE

Because a regular season baseball game is so much more meaningful...

LeTorneau I think

“Drink a beer and listen a baseball game or something.”

Counterpoint: Baseball is for old men like George Will and is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

If only he had a father figure in his life.

Should have picked a proper English club.

I know this might be the most high profile deal that Everton have done so far this summer, but they have upgraded all over the park. Michael Keane, Pickford, Klaasen, Sandro, Onyekuru for the future and Sigurdsson in the pipeline. We are making serious waves to break into the top 4.

(Ted, in pro se civil litigation, seeks $19M in infringement damages for James’ having stolen “Fear the Beard”)

(Ted Kacyzinski tries to shank ultra high security prison guard)

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

You could fuck a bear in those hills and watch the game at the same time!

FC Vaduz in Liechtenstein:

From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.

I’ve been down the “cool soccer stadiums around the world” google rabbit hole a few times. It’s a fun ride.

You could build a house up there in those hills. It’d be like living in a nest! Like an eagle! What should it be called? Hmmm.

YES! A capacity crowd singing your song. Your eyes betray you Gallagher!

And..........yes