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Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

Yeah and also these guys get paid money to play a kids’ game. They’re living the dream. I remember a time when Fergie Jenkins had to work as an auto mechanic during the off-season just to make ends meet. And the man is a goddamn hall of famer. Although he shouldn’t be since he only won 295 games. What’s up with that

The Josi/Weber pairing was one of the best in the NHL, and it’s because they complemented each other perfectly.

That’s an interesting point... Maybe Weber will be exposed in the expansion draft?

But...but...if Stamkos came home to Toronto, he’d be treated as a GOD!!!*

Stamkos = Lucy with a football
Leafs fans = Charlie Brown

Polly is my favorite (other than Alfie, hence the name) and I hated how she was written this season. Our Poll wouldn’t be so hung up on killing the sadistic bastard who raped her OR spill about there being hit out on a “holy man”, not even when blackout drunk IMO.

Anybody who hasnt seen him in “Bronson” is seriously missing out.

S3 fell off the quality train a bit, but HOLY SHIT Peaky Blinders is such a dope show. The last scene absolutely petrified me, and I really don’t know what next season is going to look like, if there is one.

Lessee, talk a lot, act all flamboyant and arrogant, convince the world you’re a winner even though you never win jack shit, thoughtless bravado backed up with mediocre results...where have I heard that before?

It’s hard to even think of words that can describe what a great person she was. I got to meet her in 2008, not in my hometown of Knoxville, ironically, but in the dining hall at the small college I attended in Kentucky. She was there with her son who was looking at schools at the time. I was initially reluctant to

The last 10 minutes were just Darke and McMenamin taking a giant crap all over the English squad. It was wonderful.

It was awesome. Especially the expert commentator who just grew more and more furious as the match went on.

Full credit to Iceland for capitalising on that by the way. They won with strength and passion on and off the field.

Can we list the countries that are better at soccer than England?

Iceland’s victory over England was so improbable it has inspired Messi to come out of international retirement.

Burke attempting to climb the north face of Mt Take.

As a casual soccer fan I thought the match was fantastic. The pace was measured at first, but the stakes seemed so high on every opportunity, no matter how small.

The whole thing was just Junior Varsity. From the commentators (Fernando Fiore, Jesus Christ), the play, all the way to the refereeing, everyone involved needs to step it the fuck up. Luckily the Euros are on so we can see what a proper tournament is like.

New plans. Had talks. No peace in me since.