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The Polish keeper messed up. He was staring at Shaqiri’s feet, which is misleading. Should’ve been looking at the hips.

One of my great Fifa finds a few years ago. Nothing will ever beat signing 18yo Samir Nasri tho. Poor Pavel Nedved lost his spot to him.

Wow someone remembered!

I have died. I’m dead. Deceased. You have killed me.

I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking.

Now playing

She smokes a pack a day, wait that’s me but anyway...

His effort on this pitch > his effort on that pitch

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

Enjoy it now Cleveland... Trump is coming.

I’ve cried over sports twice in my life. When the Buckeyes won it in 2002 and tonight. Holy shit this is great.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

Wouldn’t the best in history be George?!

Despite what a shocking majority of Argentinos seem to think.

Although Europe is in Argentina:

Took the bait. :)

Just got a second-hand high from this dank kinja.

This is such bullshit messi nut-hugging. Argentina didn't even make it into the tournament but there's always someone around to clame messi is the better player despite terrible results with a far better supporting cast... Just can't bear to admit that cr7 is the best in history

Might as well take the selfie, he already had the frame.

He actually slipped on a pile of gel that sloughed off Ronaldo’s head...

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb