Svengoolie’s on MeTV, MST3000's been rebooted, and now MonsterVision is coming back. Maybe this isn’t quite the darkest timeline possible after all.

Ozil is not an immigrant. He was born in Gelsenkirchen. He’s a third-generation German citizen. His president is this guy…

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

Damn, Jake Busey really let himself go

“A descendant of Steve who just happens to look suspiciously like Chris Pine?”

I’m not in any armed service, nor am I a politician, but a few decades of observing human nature leads me to suspect that this would not be a huge surprise to anyone who worked their way thru the military to the level at which one guards the commander in chief

This is par for the course with Pruitt. Talk to anyone familiar with his record in Oklahoma, and they’ll tell you how laughable his net worth is despite so much obvious corruption. This is a guy who would trade his soul for 50,000 frequent flier miles.

Okay.

Kids can’t take things like men anymore. Back in my day, when someone hurt my feelings by being better than me at playing a game, I took it like a man and assaulted them with a projectile

Came here for the “One Piece At A Time” reference. Left satisfied.

Never gets old

Yeah, I mean, its a shame that people can only ever work on a single thing at a time and everything is a zero sum game. OH WELL!

It ID’d him as “gentleman?”

There’s a whole lotta backpfeifengesicht going on in that photo.

ABC made it too much about the human interest stories behind the robots. I just wanna see some Robots fighting, not 45 min of heartfelt stories with 10 min of robot carnage. I feel like people are overthinking this.

Goddamn, that last line is so Florida, Carl Hiaasen just filed for trademark infringement.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too.

Supposedly it’s about control. The rice ball will sponge up the soy sauce and it’s a higher risk of ending up with too much.