So much for liberals being tolerant of other people’s views and beliefs!

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

I, for one, have never heard of 14 year olds being shitty online.

I would happily buy that property and turn myself into a Sarah Winchester type woman who roams the house randomly and never sleeps in the same room two nights in a row and doesn’t interact with people. #agirlcandream

Compete: Brought to you by Kotaku and Deadspin. Right at the top numbnuts. Only for about 6 months now.

That Partridge? Was Danny Bonaduce.

“Put it this way, I’m richer than Ritchie Rich, and I’m not as rich as Scrooge McDuck.”

I bet a woman said that to him after he did something horrible

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Puff Daddy is now The Undertaker’s in ring manager?

There are enough replies already fighting you on the “but it works” thing (I mean, it doesn’t...it’s like saying the bagel I ate today “worked” to bring me to the office because I did it during my commute, when we all know good and god damn well it was my car that did that and would have still done that if I hadn’t…

Sorry guys, I was hacked.

That’s horse shit. The Cubs invented, let them do it. Everyone else latching on is just lame.

Honest question: how much do Russian online bots make?

catfish noodling.

#allprinciplesmatter

Me too, kid. Me too.

Learn from the WWE, they’ve been doing that to make their events look packed on television for years.

This was the largest crowd that has ever attended a live sporting event in human history

Since.. forever? The original brands of punks in the 70s and 80s were the most elitist and divisive subcultures that have ever existed and made no bones about calling out “posers.”