Get that “reasonable reply” shit outta here buddy.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

The whole thing feels ridiculously out-of-touch with anything remotely ‘American’, and just as with the ‘History of Magic’ thing, the parts that don’t sound foolish and/or offensive just sound like a British person who’s never left their island, or read all that many books, thinks America must be.

Laura Silverman also tweeted that these folks are probably just mad because they spent their last $5 on that word.

OH GOD GROSS GET IT AWAY

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This one’s for you, Bob W.

My face after writing “Pre-New 52" about five gabillion times.

You’re ruining the royal mission of comparing any heinous act to publishing the Hogan tape.

At some point, you have to think “Dwight Howard” will peel off a mask and reveal Jamie Kennedy on stilts.

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Eight Men Pout

[reads word “songhazi”]

Shamu wasn’t glad to see your dumb face.

And East County certainly don’t have basements in their trailers.

You seem like a lot of fun.

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Thanks for your input, Randy.