Hey, Hey! What about throwing us a NSFW flag on this?

that is some serious blue steel Ollie

It was a memorable June in Woebegon when the Iron Sheik came to town. One of those rare late winters that were warm enough to melt the ice on Lake Average and make the Methodists feel naughty. I stopped into the one town restaurant on a Saturday to have a cup of joe and to check out this new-fangled thing I was…

Bill O'reilly claims he did the same to Hulk Hogan in '84.

Not only that, but you're in a Waffle House around midnight- if weird Twilight Zone shit isn't happening, you should probably run.

All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.

...then this probably isn't the comments section for you

They should change the rules to allow taunting a player after he flops. This shit has to stop.

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

Five dollars is FOUR McChickens, dude!

Look, the tone of your story told me that you're kind of a dick. You clearly disagree.

I'm not wrong. The original Caesar salad was created without anchovies.

Anchovies do not belong on a proper Caesar. The only fishy thing should be the Worcestershire sauce. Alton Brown has my back on this.

Every time I watch The Three Stooges, I come away upset about the fact that Moe Howard's hair doesn't have soup in it.

So to translate, your biggest internet purchase fail was your personality. Always read the fine print my friend.

When I was in 2nd grade, my class made gingerbread cookies. The teachers orchestrated an elaborate ruse where they pretended the gingerbread cookies ran away. They left flour trails around the school, and wrote messages from the gingerbread cookies with chalk. Messages like "Run run as fast as you can, can't catch…

She too is full of shit. That was established six years ago. I don't stan for Hillary. Thanks for playing! http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/…

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

"This isn't the way it happened at all!"