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Yeah. Everybody keeps saying that she handled this well, but frankly, she’s had plenty of practice.

To be fair, I think she expertly communicated more about herself than she ever expected to.

Florida: The further north you go, the further South you are.

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I’m not from St. Louis. I grew up in corn-fed rural Illinois, the part of the state that wishes more than anything Chicago would split off from the rest of the state and take all its big-city liberals (and, apparently, its tax revenue) with it.

$15 for small food walls? I can get a six pack of cafeteria trays for $20.

Bauer MLB star. You online writer for shitspin.

Since she’s such a good Christian, I assume that the Right Honorable Representative will be resigning immediately once someone shows her 1 Timothy 2:12.

Also:

You mean like the one on the front page that’s time-stamped from three hours ago?

“I mean, let’s face it... the old goat has propositioned shitloads of women.”

Eegh. If she wanted to date Mickey Rourke, why didn’t she just date Mickey Rourke?

He flat out denies that he’s had sex with anyone under the age of 17

“wack tweet”

This just in: People from a place will tell people not from a place some straight-up bullshit about that place.