Perhaps he’s got this type of “board” in mind?

He stormed out of the Oval, walked into an anteroom just off the Oval Office and had in his hand a folder of briefing papers. And he just scattered them out of frustration. Threw them across the room.

Well, you’ve got me there. Everyone knows that if you’re not a huge success as a writer by the time you’re 30-ish, your best days are behind you.

Yes, but when she moves on to another job in publishing and/or journalism, as so many others from the GawkModo group have done, she’ll be “Megan Reynolds, *New Title Here*”; when these guys move on, they’ll be “X, formerly of Pentatonix.”

This is the bunch that did a cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” for a Christmas album, yes?

I can remember my parents and grandparents eating ice cream with saltines, especially homemade hand-cranked middle of summer ice cream.

Really? I do:

To be fair, after his staff told him that Kenneth Parcell wasn’t available, he had to do something:

You prefer when they were called “celebrity endorsements”?

To be fair, their pride is hard to see because it’s hidden under a sheet so often.

Dear Jackson Free Press,

“Listen. Understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be reasoned with, it can’t be bargained with... it doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.”

As long as Mississippi’s elected officials continue to be unrepentant racists, it certainly is trivial that Jackson is a capital city.

A previous version of this story referred to Rep. Niraj Antani as a member of Congress. He is not, he is a member of the Ohio House of Representatives. I deeply regret this error.

Cowards gonna cower.