Don’t those poor Starbucks employees have enough problems?

There’s still some franchises down in Tampa that fry them. I’d always swing by when we were doing shows there.

Gutsy move, coaching football when he should be on the lam from Dick Tracy...

they gonna paint me a bad picture every time

Hey, Shizzrock:

School System: Do you also have a LinkedIn profile?

Umpires must have been made of sterner stuff back then, because nowhere in that list do I see any instances of them refusing to officiate his matches.

I agree. Complete absurd.

Well, that certainly makes it okay for what purports to be a legit news organization to lie about why they brought her to the conference, sure.

Irish guy? Do you mean O’Rourke or the Canadian guy whose mother’s maiden name is Darragh?

His old man’s an ex-cop turned security guard too, from the looks of his Facebook. This dipshit was a football “hero” who was in the Police Explorers program through high school. Can’t imagine where things went wrong for him.

Looks like his old man was a wanna-be/kinda-was cop as well:

Yup.

Aww. Poor thing.