Columbia County, Fla

We are the caretaker generation. We have no right to censor history for coming generations.

According to Fox 5, Briese then kicked the family out of the place of worship, telling them to remove the body of the woman who wished to be laid to rest in the church where she was baptized.

Hardly a branch to be seen.

The last time I woke up and checked my phone to find news this bad, it was 4 in the morning the day after Election Day. (This may sound hyperbolic, but I’ve got 10,000 copies of exclusive store variants coming off a truck Tuesday, and I’ve gotten to watch demand for them dry up in real time.)

Frankly, we’re only at the half-way point of King’s run. I wouldn’t drop any Bat-titles you’re reading just because the DC/WB PR machine are fucking hacks. His books are going to be just as good as they were, and its not like he’s just going to drop this plot thread.

Came here to make a Portnoy’s Complaint joke, then I saw his picture and realized that the joke kinda makes itself.

50 Cent attacks people on social media so often, you’d swear he was an unemployed 25-year-old living in his mother’s basement.

...but enough about the NBA.

Her actions say far more about her than about me.

Yeah, about a year ago there was a spate of lifestyle stories about avocado hand here and in the UK.

It’s over, motherfucker.

So we’ve skipped over the successful beloved phase and gone straight to the puffy, head-shaven, attacking-minivans-with-umbrellas part?

2006 called, kids. They’d like their “doin it 4 the lulz” back.

Fool trade.

No, but I’d have no qualms about going back to give Fred a nice sterilizing kick in the jimmies.

“I expected some negative reaction. But not this.”