Hardly a branch to be seen.

Came here to make a Portnoy’s Complaint joke, then I saw his picture and realized that the joke kinda makes itself.

50 Cent attacks people on social media so often, you’d swear he was an unemployed 25-year-old living in his mother’s basement.

...but enough about the NBA.

Her actions say far more about her than about me.

Yeah, about a year ago there was a spate of lifestyle stories about avocado hand here and in the UK.

It’s over, motherfucker.

So we’ve skipped over the successful beloved phase and gone straight to the puffy, head-shaven, attacking-minivans-with-umbrellas part?

2006 called, kids. They’d like their “doin it 4 the lulz” back.

Fool trade.

No, but I’d have no qualms about going back to give Fred a nice sterilizing kick in the jimmies.

“I expected some negative reaction. But not this.”

Crotch kicks for all of the board members of the HFPA.

McCaffery, for example, has started to allow Pern fanfiction

Well, yeah, but you would say that, wouldn’t you?

The Memory Palace has the episode which has the greatest ending of any podcast ever.

Trump has announced that he will announce his decision on whether or not to pull out of the Iran Deal tomorrow, which sure makes me think he is planning on pulling out of the Iran Deal and would like all of his supporters to know about it.