I live in Florida. (As opposed to being from Florida; I’ve met less than 10 people who are actually from Florida.) But I will be damned if you’ll ever hear me say “There are good people in Florida, you know.”

If you say so...

Don’t tell me what Generation I am! I know the Generation I am!

I know, right? Fucking Scandinavians with their weird made-up names!

Warren Ellis had one in Planetary years back as well. (Of course, the big bads in that book were *that* universe’s (evil) FF analogs.)

I like how you can see the will to live drain from #22.

Sadly, I think Tom McNamara is still gainfully employed by E!. I can’t blame him for not making the jump for what could be just a 13 episode run, but I’m gonna miss hearing that laugh accompanying my green screen nonsense as well.

China still has us beat when it comes to mass stabbings.

Paid distribution (actual sales; not copies printed) of the Avengers titles throughout the 90s was about twice what it is today.

Everyone look at this sad shitheel. (Sorry, he deleted it - sad shitheel coward.)

mayor David Stewart, who’s held his office since 2000 appears to be a thumb with a beard

I have to take issue with your headline:

Then make it not a town anymore. New Miami isn’t but 100 miles from New Rome, and it hasn’t been 15 years since Ohio dissolved that gangrenous speed trap.

Stupid shitheel coward couldn’t even get being a coward right.

99.9% of Jalopnik’s staff is too young to remember Heavy Metal... Or the pirated, sixth generation VHS tapes it came on.