Jesus, look at this dork:

Pictured here with unnamed medical personnel:

Co-signed.

Finally, someone with a valid Star War complaint.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re playing along with the OP, or the universe just dropped you in here to provide an object lesson.

Even knowing who said it, I have a hard time hearing that in my head in any voice but Trump’s.

Somewhere in a dark attic, there’s a portrait that just keeps getting better and better looking...

Considering that the US is habitually in the red to the UN for over a billion dollars, even under friendly administrations, you’ve literally threatened them with the status quo, Nikki. I’m sure they’re shaking in their boots from your tough talk.

Calvin Ellis, Superman of Earth-23 and head of the multiversal team Justice Incarnate:

“So that’s why I act like a fucking child, I guess?”

To be fair, he’s also in there with Jackson, Tyler, Wilson, Harding, Buchanan, Fillmore, Nixon-

Cause it’s halfway through a bath and just as happy as you might expect.

I had hoped that my nearly two decades of public service might carry more weight than my two worst moments on television complete lack of judicial experience.

someone who’s only famous as a soccer player isn’t going to be a celebrity in the English speaking world.

Two steps:

I’m already on the Center’s general mailing list, but yeah, the childhood development one is wasted on me now.

To be fair, he looks like too much effort would tire him out pretty quickly.

Because only Dorian Gray had a magic painting; all these other people’s sins don’t have anyplace else to go.

Clicked looking for the Mister Rogers newsletter. Was disappointed.

Moore’s After Girls Again