“You’re dumb. Fatty. You’re dumb.”

Sorry, but what a bad comeback. Too wordy, and you literally agree with me in it. Why don’t you workshop it and try again later?

So we’ve gone from “Broads, am I right?” to “Hey fatty!”?

That’s cute, acting like you have a significant other and everything...

Experience is knowing that a tomato-based fruit salad is salsa.

M. Bison: I’m sorry. I don’t remember any of it.
Chun-Li: You don’t remember?!
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me...

“I saw a lot of b—jobs, guys having sex, guys masturbating, I really saw the whole gamut,” Marie Gelot told the Post. The whole gamut, indeed.

Yeah, I’ve got one, and I can’t imagine how anyone finds the things attractive.

English crooks on two wheels never seem to do very well.

200 people in line? Pft. Amateurs.

OMG, guiz! He did it all for the lulz!

And sir, why would you want to write such things that fuel the hatred? Why would you assume that ALL whites fit into one general spectrum? If this is so, does this mean that because you are black sir that you are a gang banger? Do you see the issue here sir?

When your parents are the sort to name you after J. Edgar Hoover, I think you’re kind of starting with a disadvantage anyway.

Looks like we’ve got Alexander Armstrong in the big chair with Roisin Conaty and James O’Brien as guests. I’m not familar with O’Brien.

I know, right? The only thing worse would be someone who let this story get them upset, then went to all the trouble of leaving a comment complaining about-

It’s quite telling how easily some people were set off annoyed by this harmless old-as-Moses, dull-as-dishwater, totally unoriginal, unfunny joke.

Hey! I like the Carousel of Progress!

Linda Hamilton has been very clear over the years that the only good thing to come out of her relationship with Cameron is her daughter.