I’m a nerd of a certain age, and I hate that show. I can run down my nerd bonafides, if you’d like.

Hey, you know the most unlikable character from that one TV show? Let’s make a series about him before any character growth whatsoever, when he’s just a lonely, completely unlikable 12-year-old jackass.

Is this picture from the scene where they’re trying to teach him how to smile?

Yeah, saw those last year, and they ended up making me a liar to my wife.

Those extra scoops of ice cream add up.

And you gotta love the positively Nixonian spin Trump is trying to put on it - “if the President does it, it’s not illegal”.

When Ike Perlmutter is so wound up trying to make the Inhumans a thing because he’s mad that Fox has the rights to the X-Men, he’s going to rush that shit, and it’s going to come out looking like this. Shocker that he’s one of President Canned Ham’s advisors, huh?

STICK TO SPROTS!!!

To be fair, I’ve watched this knucklehead go into the water twice with his phone in his pocket, and that’s just walking through the room while my wife was watching it. Maybe they called one of those times while he was getting his phone replaced?

Is Roman Reigns up for the draft?

That wasn’t the D’Antne Demery I knew.

I actually went to his Branson morning show on my first honeymoon. The ticket got you the show and a box breakfast, and there was a break in the proceedings so he could do a five minute live feed “America, What a county!” radio broadcast (syndicated to all the Midwest AM country stations to break up the weather…

Maybe where you were, but they were still doing them in the honyock Midwest counties I grew up in until I left for high school in the early 80s.

Sheriff Clarke, like Sheriff Joe, is one of those “tough on crime” types who would happily tear up the Constitution if it meant he could dispense some real frontier justice on the “bad guys” he is so desperate to punish.

One almost gets a glimpse of Neil Gaiman’s Riddler story “When Is A Door” from the 1989 Secret Origins Special: