I think every local wrestling territory with a television deal used this as a theme song shortly before the WWE came and ran them out of business.

*lets

Why’s it gotta be dark elf, huh?

http://drive-ins.com/

It’s ok to kiss your girlfriend, it’s not ok to kiss your girlfriends sister.

STICK TO SPROTS!!1 CARZ!!1 SPROTSCARZ!!!

This is the future liberals want.

I don’t know if I’d say ruined, but it’s certainly circling the drain.

An actual left. (Sadly, my search for “left hook nazi” didn’t come up with satisfactory results.)

Is Johnny Cougar slowly becoming Hulk bad guy The Leader?

In light of last November, I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not...

So when the use of hashtags as topic tags on Twitter reaches its first decade in August, will it stop being “trendy”?

Could be worse...

Three guys in that picture, and not a sincere smile between them.

Isn’t that the “let me tell you about that time I barely escaped from 9/11" guy?

STICK TO SPROTS!!1