Yeah, until you notice that the guy in the black suit appears to be be bodily assumed into Heaven...

Who steals phones anymore?

Psst. 35 per year.

Which time period is that?

I often wonder how well I did helping to raise my wife’s kids; whether any mistakes I made would turn into mistakes they made, or whether I might have not imparted some wisdom that might have turned into success for them.

I am not sure this kind of thing is UNIQUELY American but it does seem to be PECULIARLY American...

Not for nothing, but the chair-wielder wasn’t any great shakes either. He was using a side-swipe delivery obviously meant for a title belt or a briefcase, instead of the straight-on swing you use with a folding chair.

And we move on with our agenda.

she recently retweeted the a 20-year-old video of her father saying that he is “proud to be a black American,” and that he would not want a white child to portray him in a biopic:

“One last shot”? Oh, bubbie. That’s not even the last shot this week.

So the officer wrote a ticket, but then left the car running when he left? I’d think that would tip the scales in the discussion on whether this was an issue of public safety or a ticket quota.

Non-rapists?

#Steelhorsing!

A bra-sserie, surely...

Poor ol’ Newtie. You spent all this time showing your belly and carrying water for that anthropomorphic canned ham, and you still expected him to stay on message and show some loyalty once he’d won.

I’ve been telling people for weeks that this is the Star Wars movie that’s gonna put the “opera” in “space opera”, and we all know that there’s one thing you shouldn’t expect from an opera.