We’ve actually got one just for this sort of thing.

To be fair, Disney has always been a tighter run organization than the FBI.

I hope you’re right.

And the Trump Channel.

Of course they shouted “He’s got a gun!”; shouting “He’s got a differing opinion!” might have caused a panic.

This kind of shit could have waited til next week. I have never hated a person more than I hate you right now. You probably are wearing a shirt emblazoned with SJW on it right now.

Well, you were the one who brought the police into it. I thought you were trying to make a legal point. My bad.

What are you gonna do, report him for impersonating a police officer?

Not pictured: The prescription bottle with the Viagra that he actually needs.

It’s something new that life has taught me.

Zodiac: The Next Generation?

The 1800s.

Yes, I know. Scott Foval is an idiot and a braggart who should have been fired. What I don’t understand is why you’re willing to take him at face value about a vague statement, when it turns out he’d lie about such a well-documented incident like in the new 47 Percent “expose”.

BREAKING NEWS: Scott Foval Full Of Shit

Give them some credit - it only took 25 years to convince them that saying a white conservative was undergoing a “virtual lynching” was a bad idea.

It feels like I’m watching a Batman villain run for president at this point.

Text it to the landline at the FBI’s Press Office?