I think those three guys are almost too turtle-y for the Turtle Club.

Aw man, and we missed some new dickishness out of him back in August, to boot.

On the subject of buying games on-line, do games like this normally go for these kinds of prices?

This is one of those cases of damned if you do, damned dead if you don’t.

I long for the day when those three kids and their dog pull off Christie’s mask and it turns out he’s Rudy Giuliani in a fat suit.

Fixed that for you.

Don’t cry, bubby. Look at it this way - now that you won’t be able to score HGH, your head might shrink back down to its normal size, you melon-faced ‘roid monster.

To be fair, you usually have to go to a small town to find the type of corruption Chicago is famous for.

John-John!

Dear Florida Woman,

Huh. I had one of these at my bird feeder last week and wondered what it was.

Mighty white of them.

If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought

Learn to eat right to beat the Ratzi’s from the likes of Blondie, Flash Gordon, Popeye, the Phantom and other King Feature Syndicate spokescartoons!

The Kingpin was able to shrug off his powers as well.