What sort of lobstromonous horseshittery is this?

And the follow-up:

So just a month and a half and counting, then?

The commenter said she never showed any remorse. By saying we have no idea, you’re just kind of proving their point, yes?

1986. Ft. Dix, NJ. About 7 rungs up on one of these during basic training.

No Marx Brothers in the Top 10 and Duck Soup is the highest ranking one?

Something similar? Are you talking about reading a book, or staffers hand-picking POC to sit on the hard camera side to make a rally look more diverse than it actually is?

Good conversation.

I prefer to think of it as a retelling of The Count of Monte Cristo.

Yeah, but not the way you think it is, Chuckles.

Somebody has to watch out for the broken old men who deserved better earlier down the line. If that has to be me, then so be it.

Just jumping in to recommend “Another Cold Morning” from Warren Ellis’ Transmetropolitan #8, one of my favorite WE stories that covers similar ground. (It also hangs a Chekhov’s gun on the wall that won’t be fired for 50 issues, but once it is, it’s a fist-pumping, stand up from my chair moment.) I believe its in the…

Just so, yes.

Fresh out of kittens. Will a cranky old rescue cat do?

I offered Ryan North five bucks if he’d give her the same origin as Team America.

If having a stranger call you “Mary” is your thing, I’m not here to judge. Given Starbucks’ prices, though, I bet you could find someone who would do it cheaper.

Carson called the questions “irrelevant,” adding that none of the Democratic hopefuls had received such scrutiny.