Dear Starlog,

Wait. That wasn’t already happening?

I may need a flowchart for this one.

Furthermore, the erection

Git ‘er done.

That’s what started all this.

Oh, come on! You don’t think Georgia’s Declaration of Secession is completely about slavery or anything, do you?

The feminine form of Jacques is Latina?

Make Florida an island.

This isn’t even his first new New 52 secret identity...

Aw. It’s cute that you think comic books aren’t still goofy as hell.

Yeah, we got these at our stores today, too.

Okay, how about this?

Marvel is releasing new trade collections featuring the two JJ series: