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(Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it.)

Jada Pinkett-Smith on husband Will Smith: “I’m not his watcher.”

Usually my rants aren’t best examples of “getting my point across”

Not for nothing, but it hardly seems fair to blame Florida. A majority of the population came here pre-crazied from some other state (or country).

Dear Rachel,

We got the car back about 3 weeks later & the detective in charge told my the evidence collected the 1st day from our repo lot was the ex-girlfriends severed head the suspect put in the trunk of his car.

Chris Pratt is apologizing in advance for saying something dumb on the upcoming Jurassic World press tour.

Here, Austin looks over some maths:

As long as there are wine coolers and Natty Ice...

They live in the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo

Spoken like a person who hasn’t seen the face of my generation’s geekdom.

Sweet Christmas, but the face of geekdom will look so much better once my generation dies out.