As long as there are wine coolers and Natty Ice...

They live in the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo

Spoken like a person who hasn’t seen the face of my generation’s geekdom.

Sweet Christmas, but the face of geekdom will look so much better once my generation dies out.

I will kill myself if I do not hear from you by 6:30.

If the closet’s always unlocked, why not shit in the closet?

BERWYN?!

I agree. Nice try walking that back.

Who knew Australians used the Latin name for an American veggie and then got haughty as fuck about it.

She seems like a real riot.

With the exception of deadmau5, animating frowny faces over the rest of those sad sacks is kind of redundant, no?

I have made it my mission to eliminate LoL playing at it’s heart

According to TMZ, he’s considering legal action against the security guards.

That ref has the most unfortunate case of fivehead ever.

I always tell him to buckle up but his response is “you know you can disable it”.