Time for a musical interlude:
To be fair, he was a Soviet assassin for 60 odd years in the comics, brainwashed or no. (Hydra assassin for 70 in the MCU.) I think you can make an argument that he could be catagorized as at least... villainish? Villainesque?
Aw, man. Who's gonna clean up all this schadenfreude?
Same as it ever was:
Dammit. I read the headline as "Teenage Party Theft" and went out to find this John Mulaney routine, complicated by the fact I couldn't remember the name "John Mulaney". (I literally had to Google "as a proud Asian American woman comedian" to find it.) And then I reread it and see its about shoplifting.
Now that I think about it, the Time Before Color was really the Golden Age for the Kings of Side-Eye...
All that and no mention of the late, great Clown Prince of Side-Eye?
Ignorance breeds
contempt.
Hold on, let me see if we have any in stock in the warehouse...
I myself am upset about the lack of good "They Saved Hitler's Brain" animated gifs.
#8 may be my favorite of recent memory because of the way the county club tried to deny the whole thing happened despite the eyewitness accounts and police reports.