forever gray

Which one did you date??? I must know!!!

I saw that too?!?! I was hoping it was just my weird exhausted brain. What kind of place is this?!?

Right? Mel B of all people. She used to be my favorite growing up because she didn't do the whole cutesy, pretty, sweet and quiet thing. I loved it their music. Metal songs about little girl stuff is just about the most awesome thing ever. I'mma buy some if it ever comes out.

word. The first time I heard some dudes saying that I was like "as in moss? like peat moss?" and they told me it was how they referred to the "smoke". mmmmmmm smokey dirt. Finally something that tastes like the cigarette butts I find in the park.

my fellow is away but I consistently texted him while he tried to sleep. Just tell him you savored it and that the delicious "hints of peat" distracted you from the sadness.

no you are not. This is an emergency. Tell him you you had to use it to disinfect a gaping wound. A wound in your soul. My boyfriend has some old Glenfiddich. I will pilfer some of that in solidarity.

Good idea. Jameson is a girl name right? If I am ever forced to have a child and it is a girl I will name her that. If it's a dude I am so calling him Germain.

I'm moving into hard liquor. Whiskey anyone?

ok god. thank you but oh god.

oh so chunky. and salty. salty with tears.

what is happening

i don't know. i don't know whats happening. please somebody help me. I'm into the peanut butter of sad.

I have no idea I've been watching the "Greenwich" internet clock and it went 12 eons ago.

I seriously cannot breathe. Is there anyway I can pre-emptively text an ambulance in case I go into shock?

what clock are they using??? god damn!

nooooooooo i was wrong

it just turned 12. I am running outside and hugging someone... I don't care if it's the weird old man who wears the maramaduke doll on his head. It's happening

I am straight up crying into my wine. And it tastes so good.