if you go to “side shows” or “takeovers”, I genuinely hope you get yeeted by a car doing donuts. Call it Darwinism, call it dumb luck. 

Yeah, the movie Wanted was throwing that one out.

Not gonna lie, that would make an awesome album cover

Nah man! Bullets totally can curve! I saw it in this documentary that featured Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman!

/s

Not just any CTS, but a CTS-V!

If he’s carrying in NYC he’s almost certainly a cop.

This is one of the many reasons why a $200 boat rental the handful of times a year we want to go out on a boat is far superior to boat ownership.

Those slingshots are the biggest beg for attention I’ve ever seen. Most of them around me also have blinking stick-on LEDs on every surface and massive spoilers and shit. Supposedly fun to drive, but apparently much better to show off. 

I never want to talk to the owners to ask

Holy moly, I could not come down here fast enough to smash that ND button.

Brett Kavanaugh Memorial Beer Limitation Statute?

Actually it's a delightful mix if you're not an asshole.

I recently read about a guy who retired from the MMA circuit to work as a flight attendant for a major airline.

“Flying-to-Florida Man”, might be more apropos.

“Man whose parents have amassed just enough to retire at 65 without reducing middle class standard of living crushes their dreams in one fell swoop.”

This sucks for the flight attendants. Flight attendants only get paid if they fly.

Pills and 2 tiny drinks definitely can though

I was thinking that his statement would carry more weight in 1921.

his parents are worth $2 million

I get pulled over all the time. They think I must be drunk because no sober person would drive a 1964 Corvair!