Paying more than double the MSRP to be the 2nd owner of a mass produced depreciating asset...ok

I mean, yeah, fuck that guy.

Future CL listing:

Knowing how dumb I was with a ~140hp Camaro (yay, 1970s malaise era!) that was rusted to shit by the time I got it, I believe I probably wouldn’t have survived to adulthood if I’d been given anything faster when I was growing up.

I grew up in the 90's also in a town full of rich people so the cars I saw were brand new RX-7s, IS300s, RSXs, Evos, M3s and Supras. I even knew of one kid who got a brand new Excursion (remember those things?). One kid totaled his 3000GT being an idiot behind the wheel and his parents bought him a new one a week…

having grown up in a town full of rich people in the 80's (and near NYC), there were a lot of kids who got Z28s and Trans Ams on their 16th birthday (often before they even had a license). many of them were totaled before their 17th.

I grew up in the school district where Sung Myung Moon’s family lived, and his son…

Don’t kid yourself, that is a Frightener trying to escape that airbag. Do you really want Jake Busey loose in your car? ND.

I can afford to keep a 20 y.o. Corvette on the road for another 20 years. This Maser would bankrupt me in 2 years. USA! USA! USA!

Why do both front airbags look like something is wrong. They both look almost like someone did a shit job covering leftover with saran wrap.

Cambiocorsa Maserati or automatic Corvette? The Corvette, unless you like the idea of a $5k transmission service that might last 15k miles.

That idiot is lucky. If one of his tires was off just 1 psi ... disaster 

Officer: I was in pursuit of a stolen BMW...

Did he prudently put his hazards on? Or was he just leaving the left turn signal flashing?

Jason, unless you car about originality, use sandpaper to shave down your lenses, then polish with increasingly fine abrasives until they’re clean with a uniform haze. Polish with liquid plastic polish until they’re clear and then apply a coat of UV protectant.

The problem with these has always been that when the top is down, it takes up the entire trunk. Basically, GM forgot that people like to take overnight trips in a convertible, sometimes. Even a Toyota MR2 Spyder has room for a bag, and a Miata has room for two plus more. 

Fairly certain that they are factory wheels, they just painted the inside edge to match with the tinting of all of the lights. All things that would need to be addressed.

you must have smelled poor.

Get him a hooker. If he doesn’t pay for it, he hasn’t broken any law.

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all: