My friend was working from home when he saw someone drive past his window after stealing his car that was parked right outside his house. He got in his other car and tried to follow but really by the time he even got outside they were gone.

Unless he’s pumping gas in Chile when the carjackers pull up.

He should say he had Carlos Ghosn in the hatch. 

Suspects include noted celebrities Nicholas Cage and Vin Diesel.  It's a nice get.

$10k for an ugly car with 170k on the clock? c’mon, man!

The rest of the sisters have asked me to stop. Apparently we are “not that kind of convent.”

Grocery carts in the middle of the aisle really irks me. 

I carry a few heavy blankets in my car and car cover for just such emergencies. The blankets will absorb the impact of the typical stuff in my AO ( not the Texas level stuff I see demolishing homes obviously ) when it comes to hail and the car cover acts as ballast holding them in place. 

I have a very old car which has been in the family forever and carries a lot of sentimental value. If I ever happen to be in a hail storm in it and there’s an overpass, I’ll sure as hell will try to find shelter under it. Parts for the car are unobtanium.

Did I miss the part about why it’s unsafe to pull off the road under an overpass? Or are we just stating the obvious that you shouldn’t block the freeway?

I’m in western Maine so probably haven’t seen you on the road. I did see a Maine plate yesterday that said PB4UGO, which I guess will also get pulled by the state?

They do, actually.

So many Jalop prudes. Shame on ya.

My kids all love ButtSexWes(the van's name) and they are always consulted before I choose new decal designs.

207shitbox's is a car group. I did not participate in the spelling.

Thanks for the support! ❤

When you read “Maine lawmakers” as ‘Marine lawnmowers’ it is probably bedtime.

The rest are just jealous. 

I got them out just to submit this comment.

The “Only gay cops give me tickets” is pretty funny. People are wound up too tight.