My eyes!

It may not be on Craigslist, but this is uglier.

I’m still not seeing how it’s the ugliest car on Craigslist. This car looks badass, even in pink. Much prettier than 70-80's beige Olds/Buick sedans. 

Ford Exploder.

Those old Supras are so hot right now.

Get an convertible hearse... laugh at death in it’s face.

The tree is fine, it is a tough son of a birch.

I’m not expecting a factory fresh restoration for $17k but the delta between a truly restored and collectable truck and a driveway refurb is big. Objectively, this isn’t that clean. I’d question the integrity of the paint and bodywork when even the tailgate wasn’t aligned.

Not counting all the hidden drugs, the [now] dead animals from the animal smugglers, and the hopefully none of the containers used by people smugglers with a dozen people and a cardboard box for a toilet in one container somewhere.

Ah, Texas.
People driving totally unaware/uninterested in the lane immediately beside the soon to be conflagrating car.  Also, Texas, a driver in the opposite lanes going out of their way to get a good look, doubtlessly slowing down (and definitely changing lanes toward the burning car” cause the Texan’s insistence on…

But thur freedumbs...

I found out that the driver is currently in an ongoing investigation for missing persons regarding the Connor family. Hope they’re alright.

That engine bay is pretty ratty for $18k honestly. I was going NP until I saw that.

I heard the tree is dating a sapling.

I would add that the tailgate is absolutely not correct for 1964. It looks like something from the 1980's.

We Need an update on the condition of the Tree

Too damn many red flags with this ad/truck to consider it at any price:

Meanwhile in Russia...

The difference in cabin damage I expected based on that first picture is, uh, vastly exceeded by the reveal in the second.

Well, since you mentioned Malcolm Bricklin...