Gotham is an excellent font when used appropriately. The problem is the wide kerning doesn’t go with the thick letters making them feel heavy and separated like islands. My username had a nice light appealing font that worked well with the spacing before Jalopnik’s last update. Now it’s just kinda blahhh. 

Imagine accidentally hitting the switch and sandwiching yourself between the hot exhaust like a panini press.

Pretty much my first thought. Except it would be pretty funny dropping kids off at school in this thing.

His van got slammed so replace it with a slammed van :P

If you’re gonna buy white walls, keep ‘em nice and clean. I don’t understand why people buy them and don’t take care of them.

When I was detailing cars, we had a early 50's Cadillac Eldorado come in. I thought for sure it would have power brakes because my ‘64 Cadillac did and Cadillacs were always top of the line. I found out real quick how hard it is to stop one of those beasts with manual brakes as I rolled out the garage and crept slowly…

Guys, guys, guys...this is crazy. You can’t blame the car...Crush the driver instead. ;D

Definitely needs a Cummins swap. 

The giant tunnel fabricated to house the massive engine and transmission rendering no space for your legs makes this a big no.

I love hot rods, but T-Buckets are gross and remind me of rat fink art and timeout dolls. Nobody should pay 10K for that.

I gotta agree with you there on all points. It’s absurd to have to do a restoration on an ‘08 truck. I guess it’s just controlled obsolescence, but you’d think that would be bad for customer retention. Everything seems overpriced and low quality now and days. 

For anybody curious, Eastwood makes this Brake Gray, which while expensive, really tidies up the engine bay.

Absolutely gorgeous truck, but you know what really grinds my gears? Unpainted master cylinders. They really should have been factory painted so they don’t look like the titanic after a few years. Yes I realize brake fluid eats through paint like acid, but they do make paint specifically for master cylinders that can…

Hard to tell through all the glamoflauge. 

The scary thing is this isn’t the only one. I wish Jalopnik would pay me to write an article containing all the horrendous interiors I’ve seen.

Not tacky enough. Needs a Louis Vuitton interior to really push it over the edge.

That feeling of regret when the gas station sushi roundhouse kicks your lower intestines.

Based on the looks and location, this is 100% a sideshow donut car that has been hooned within an inch of its life. Absolute hell naw on buying this.

For that price, you might as well pay somebody to build one from scratch to your personal spec. 

My friend has the exact same car, two tone and all, sitting in his driveway. I was always hoping we’d get it running, as it has sat for over a decade, and take it to RADwood.