I guess it depends on which part of town you’re in. The cars in the French Quarter look pretty good (probably a lot of visitors from out of town). If you venture out, you see some pretty rough ones. And hell yeah, the Muffuletas are to die for.

New Orleans had some pretty rough cars. The streets are murder on your suspension and even parked, cars aren’t safe from flooding and vandalism. People actually fill the potholes with Mardi Gras beads because the city never fixes the roads. Really miss that city though.

What the hell do you even do with that kind of money? 

Joe Camel approves

This is actually a photo from the Kenny Chesney concert at the Heinz Stadium in Pittsburgh.

Better pay them before the entire place looks like a Kenny Chesney concert.

Gotta get all the blood out somehow. 

I can’t imagine trying to pick up a date in this thing unless you were some young attractive California surfer. It just wouldn’t work any other way in my mind. 

If you take my 4x4 you better have the A/C fixed by the time you give it back. 

Yeah, it’s probably something people bought from Sears catalogs back in the day when they used to sell curb feelers and other weird accessories. 

The red and blue mix makes it kind of purple which is apparently more visible on the light spectrum, but that’s just what I’ve heard. I’ve done some early morning cruises before the sun was up with somebody who had them and they definitely do look more visible.

Old school hot rod trick to make the brake lights appear brighter. 

Gimme some blue dot lenses.

This is why they say rust never sleeps. If there are still pits from the rust, it’ll come back through the paint eventually.

They weren’t obligated to donate ANYTHING. So writing an article complaining about how much they donated is BS. Just be happy they donated anything at all.

I’ll need to start smoking a few packs of Winston’s pounds of meth a day before I commit to Dakota Convertible life

Major CP. Hell no. 

That seems like a seriously risky way of blowing yourself up just to steal a few gallons of gas. Astounding.

I’ve just been wearing driving gloves all day while I’m out. Then when I get home, wash hands and can poke my face all I want without worrying about dying. 

Llamas don’t rust :)