The original Monarch Mobile from The Venture Bros. was a Mercury Monarch I’m pretty sure. 

This drives me nuts! It’s such an awful design.

Oh come now. I’m a Cadillac guy but remember how awful their bangle butt Cadillac was. It was the worst of them all.

Both my cars are old beat up pieces of junk and if somebody wants to break into my convertible they’ll just slash the top. I don’t keep anything in my cars worth taking. Never leave anything valuable in plain sight. My friend had his window smashed for some change in the cup holder. 

The concept car looked so much better :(

Wow, the Elio concept car in the flesh! I never thought I’d see it. Can’t wait for mine that I pre-ordered.

What about the Buicks that never seem to die, that old people hang onto for forever? I feel like this list is missing some old people cars!

Now I’ll never be able to afford that Lamborghini that I wanted :(

Modern airplanes don’t come with the full size spare tire anymore. Just the green goo repair kit.

I would remove the entire car and it would look pretty good to me.

Fawk me, mate. That’s worse than the car I saw at a show with fake disc brakes.

You thought that was bad. This guy is going to be in a heap of trouble

The Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate…

I’m not sure if you actually looked at those listings or not, but the first two at $2,250.00 and 2,050.00 (not $2,500.00) were “sold” by the same seller and reviewed BY THE SELLER. Something sketchy going on there. The other 2 listings underneath are OBO which doesn’t list how much they actually sold for. 

I seriously doubt anybody pays those ridiculous prices. You can list a half eaten sandwich on eBay for $3,000.00 but it doesn’t mean anybody is gonna buy it or that is actually what it’s worth. I would seriously hack up those tail lights and wire up some normal bulbs before paying a price that ridiculous. 

I thought we settled this already?

That is insane that somebody actually thinks a 2015 Mustang will ever be a collectible. I just don’t see anything besides supercars being collectible in the future where everything is probably electric and gas powered vehicles are probably illegal for street use or frowned upon the way people frown upon cigarette…

Cadillac had cornering lamps that came on when you flipped the turn signal lighting up the adjacent lane or turn ahead. It was basically a dumbed down version of the Citroën directional lights. Citroën was doing some stuff way ahead of its time like their controllable air suspension. Cadillac had offered air…

Warm drinks in the winter. Cold drinks in the summer. Just tuck them between your legs and no sudden stops. :D