"Sounds like we should have put out some Midol® out with the Midnight Snack buffet."

This makes him the second NFL assistant to get flamed in Pennsylvania today.

Well, if it wasn't a lousy comment to begin with, and it likely was, at least you shit all over it to make certain. Bugger off.

Thanks to Twilight, neither of these guys are worried about one their victims being a werewolf.

Since polygamy is not permitted by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the "mainstream" Mormon movement), you could only get four wives if you belonged to one of those wack-ass "fundamentalist" LDS groups. In that case, your wives' occupations would most likely be seamstress, butter churner (this may…

That he has such reservations at a time like this must be music to Jerry Sandusky's ears.

Can we get a time, local of course, for Tim Tebow's birth? In August, Manilla is 13-15 hours ahead of US time zones. But then again, accuracy isn't that important when talking about Tebow.

Is it just me, or is Grimace about to get his grope on in BobbyKnightChairToss' entry?

"I'm not sure what the point is of having a smart, discerning guy around if it's not to very occasionally write smart, discerning things."

You half-expect a realtors convention to break out.

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Why Nate Jackson Loves A Coach Who Goes For it On Fourth Down

He is facing state charges that carry mandatory minimums of ten year sentences. If he is found guilty or pleads guilty to those counts the Judge has no discretion and must sentence him to a minimum of ten years incarceration.

Among elderly redneck Oklahomans, "Drake Show" conjures up fond memories of Johnny Bright.

Also reported in the the NY Times:

The most underrated tourist attraction in state is the Chesapeake and Delaware Canal. I like jumping back and forth at the midway point of the channel yelling, "Look, I'm in Delaware! Now I'm in Delaware! Now I'm back in Delaware!

I thought everybody knew that the Giants designed that play specifically for Tyree, "Noggin Right-98." What really showcased his pure skill (and by definition complete and utter absence of luck) was that he managed to hold on despite it being the wrong play to call. The smarter call would have been "Noggin Left-89"…

As the only Northeast based football conference left, Ivy athletic directors are already predicting attendance among the Ancient Eight to swell by tens.

I understand he uses the comparative in lieu of the superlative, and he has a penchant for run-on sentences.

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