Steve Jobs' hatred of buttons would explain the mock turtlenecks, but not excuse them.

Pat Dye is totally cool with this decision.

Damn straight!

And yet, when you saw LBJ appear on your TV this weekend with that shit-eating grin, didn't you want to punch him in the nuts?

I agree. We all expected him to heave one last ill-advised pass into triple coverage in OT of a playoff game.

Perhaps Red Bull GmbH could introduce a new line of beverages called "White Elephant?"

Photos from friends of Peter North break up father-daughter relationships.

Pancakes are already the least nutritious food ever conceived...

In Reilly's (shoddily prepared) defense, this was the first image to come up on a GIS of "Sinatra and Dean Martin wearing fedora"

If Denton won't reimburse you for the $30, you can write it off. This post is your proof if Jeff Novitsky decides to finally come after you.

You want my man card? Take it. COLLECT ALL OF THEM.

Rashard Lewis Is "Willing To Sacrifice" Himself For The NBA Owners’ Sins

This doesn't count as "Yard Abandoment" unless it's in the sports section of a mainstream paper. Drawing Christian parables to events is completely within the yard they work.

Why doesn't your friend have a wacky nickname like Ace, Hinch or JackO?

Two most overplayed (very loudly of course) CD's in my dorm during the '93-'94 academic year: Pearl Jam's Vs. and New Miserable Experience by the Gin Blossoms.

If he really wants to reduce the stadiums energy consumption, and do the earth a service, he could petition the NFL to have all home games start at 1PM on Sundays. It would minimize the need to use the lights and spare the rest of the nation from ever having to see the the Skins in primetime or as late "national"…

The aftershocks from "The Shame of College Sports," Taylor Branch's devastating cover story in The Atlantic, continue to ripple.

I learned that you were the only single guy on the train.

I honestly don't know if you're trolling, or if you shit all over the SAT math section. So to answer your question: "no."

What makes your so certain it was planned without the coaches consent? This sounds like something John Chaney would have condoned and even encouraged his players to do. He was, if I recall, one of the more vocal critics of rules like Prop. 48.