The letter was signed by Mohammad Aliabadi

Off hand, I can't think of one athlete who has transferred from Delaware to BYU.

The snow leopard is from the island of Dr. Moroz

"Remember, not every Dan Snyder is bad, but every Dave Matthews is just terrible."

This is my favorite part about his Baseball-Reference entry.

Man, this reminds me of the last time I got in an argument with some clown trying to sell me something. It was at a gas station one night as I was filling up the car:

You, Dim PR Person, Are Dumb And Should Be Fired

Do you know what one of the perks of gaining all of Superman's powers would be?

Has anyone here ever been so drunk they were willing to wear a chick's sweater in a bar? This looks like the setup to a DHF story.

You're like a wordier Pete Gaines. I love it.

It was just us at that game. Steve's sister and brother-in-law and any other people pictured [in the photos here] would have been from the next day.

Heaven help the dickhead who plows into a bag of popcorn at a Dick Carpenter show.

Ha! It's fake. They misspelled Utah St.

There were no Bosnians or Serbs around to torch, so they improvised.

I'm impressed that Snyder didn't just hire some undocumented woman from Guatemala for the nanny position.

Annoying Boston Person

Yet somehow it's more tasteful than a Quebec Aces jersey.

"Hahah. Funny joke Tiger. I got one too.

When is the Pope going to get around to beatifying Lombardi? The guy was at least twice as awesome as John Paul II. Ask anyone in Wisconsin.

Once the "study" is released showing the potential increase in domestic violence should there be a lockout, the owners and players will come to an agreement to avoid such a senseless tragedy.