Jesus Christ... I'm citing precedent as why I made a farcical statement based on the gap betwen the haves and have not you dumbass. Stop reading my comments since I'm not going to draw a diagram for you.

Well, my point was meant to be farcical, but it's not entirely implausible. The big dogs can put pressure on conferences to change rules. Once upon a time, there was no round-robin play in conferences, schools scheduled whom they wanted within the conference. In the old PCC, USC and UCLA almost never played Idaho,…

There's no indication that Wisconsin refused a home-and-home. It appears the issue was not brought up. But that has been a pet peeve of mine. I think its only a matter of time before big dogs in some of the BCS conferences refuse to play road games against some teams within their own conference. In 15 years, Duke,…

I clicked on them, but there was not a single cromulent argument.

I hope they sell a portion of the $100 bill that Ron Meyer use to tack up on the wall during recruiting visits.

Why all the grief? He seems like a cool guy to have a Sprite with.

The man was just born 100 years too late in life. He'd have fit in very well with the robber-barons of that era... Except for the Jewish part, in which case he would then understand what antisemitism really is.

This is sick AJ. I thought this was beneath even you.

They all enjoy sitting on their front porches, sipping Victory Gin fizzes.

For the Dreamworks tie-in movie, the mascots' voice talents will be provided by Dennis Leary (he's a cynical Santa Claus), Mario Cantone, Reese Witherspoon, John Goodman, Seth Greene, Mily Cyrus, One of the Jonas Bros., Mila Kunis, Beth Littleford, Larry the Cable Guy and Robin Williams as the Skiing Dolphin.

Nobody shreds the drums like his dog Mel.

On the other hand, a Michael Vick/Dan Snyder incident would only enhance the NFL's image and make Vick a folk hero to Redskin fans.

Drew, you need to calm down and put this halftime show into perspective. For instance, I'm happy for what the show wasn't: Nickleback featuring Fred Durst.

Awesome. Now show a clown dying.

Also suffering from a bruised chord last night: Slash.

What a dipshit. You adopt in December, not January. That way you get the tax deduction for the entire year without having spent money on caring for the kid.

"Preying on the weak and ignorant is the American way."

I used to think Deadspin's commenting rules were overly onerous. But sweet jesus, after reading the comments on TMZ I understand. Except maybe for JIGGA. That shit's fucking gold.

It's Olbermann without the vainglory.

Drew, if you want to convince Easterbrook that his HoF/Character argument is bullshit, you need to use an analogy he can relate to: