And as he did for Vick, gulag can tell us what kind of woman would marry Roethlisberger.

If it makes you feel better, after unwrapping their halupkis and celebrating Christmas, those Polish kids and their families got hauled off to the gulag by the Służba Bezpieczeństwa.

@Julian Vargas: If you choose J-School, you eat ramen.

@Lorax_Bodyspray: Ronny Turiaf thinks that she should just Take 5 and chill the fuck out.

Nevermind... missed ClueHeywood's comment.

Is it over? Are we finally free of Brett Favre dong stories?

Weren't Orange monopolies the cause of all that shit that's happened in Ulster the past 40 years?

Oddly enough, Norm MacDonald was available to do color, but Ohlmeyer passed.

People don't pick up The New Times every Thursday for hard-hitting crime coverage. They pick it up to find out which strip club is offering the best drink/lap dance deal that weekend.

Meanwhile, Jason Bourne does a bang-up job dismantling Treadstone.

Personally, I think I like a more aggressive defensive attack.

This is a topic ready-made for A.J., the Cultural Odds-maker.

Just like the time Thomas Becket fell on four swords while dancing.

/ Nice to see 3 posts from Tommy before noon, let alone in a single day.

Perfection Gentlemen's Club appears to be just a name.

A list of subjects deemed "impenetrable " by Drew when he was in school:

@grayflannelsuit: They played the game in an impoverished third-world area. Isn't that enough?

The Giants ought to sell snow tires to commemorate their running all over the Vikings.

Papa Johns has a similar offer in Minnesota, sans pressure guard.

#faultyrationalizations