I just pray that these horrible hackers don't destar Phintastic.

Prior to getting through to the radio station, Joe had a brief exchange with a very confused concierge at the Hotel Pennsylvania

Jim Delaney shouldn't have delegated the division naming to former NHL staffers.

@Tulos_Mullet: My father got really pissed at me, and justifiably so, that time I kept dropping fagot on a camping trip... right into the creek.

@Tulos_Mullet:

Ahhh... to be 19 and more concerned about a possible threesome hookup than the fact that your drunk-ass girlfriend borrowed/stole your car.

and for the fellas at Gate D.. .well, sorry guys, I'm afraid there's no more of those shenanigans.

Lighting a grass surface on fire turns it into Heinz Field.

I'll be very disapointed if he's not lying in bed.

For the record, that's a "Panthers are crappy" joke, not a Jewish joke.

What's next? A labor negotiator in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

He seems like the kind of guy who would fly the Red Ensign and blare God Save the Queen on July 1.

I was 11 years old during the first World Baseball Classic

Let's face it, elections simply do not work.

Peter King Moves The Goalposts

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: It's why I read Deadspin.

Wicked Pictures' crackdown on helmet-to-helmet contact during DP scenes has, however, been a smashing success.

Nobody got torqued out when Penn State paid for Adam Taliaferro's braces.

@Lt. Mark Rumsfield: I'm always off by 1.

Nice work. If it weren't for the fact that I didn't have to google a damn thing, I'd have sworn this was written by Tommy.