Shit went south when Jax invoked his right of primae noctis on that box.

I wouldn't be shocked to learn that the National Collector's Mint put out gold coins commemorating the 50th anniversary of V-E Day made from gold found at Dachau.

L. Frank Baum's foray into fantasy smut novels got his works banned at one time.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Fig Newtons ruled edible by Daulerio, however he doesn't recommend them.

This was a well written counter argument, which brings up another issue...

"At least he actually hit the horse before being arrested."

You guys are idiots. All you did was make them tough and gamey.

@norbizness: His aids warned him that John Edwards would make a poor VP.

Sorry, but your use of Roman numerals will not fool NFL fans into watching soccer.

Sadly, one deal Jeff Austin hasn't been able to get done is ratification of the Russian nuclear arms treaty in the Senate.

Fourteen years of no pork and yet you remained off the no-fly list. Impressive.

No. 2 LeBron James

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: So which one is Kerry Collins? Let me guess... heroin?

@RichardDrungle:

If Taylor Swift stars in the next Sex and the City movie, Drew's mind would be totally fucking blown.

Not to be outdone, the Ivy League has extended an invitation to Rice.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Which makes the invitation to Holy Cross when the league was being formed all the more hilarious.

It's only a matter of time before Dan Snyder makes fat fans purchase two tickets.

Ralph Friedgen has more influence on campus than most outsiders would think.

the poor girl in the huge sunglasses got to finally suck down that funnel