@PolkPanther: oops...

He was actually auditioning for a Coors Light commercial.

As Deadspin's resident crazy old coot

Mrs. Hastings: Honey, I'm just about done paying the bills and I have one last question for you. This place "The Men's Club of Houston" that you have an $860 charge for. This is a business of some kind?

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: In hindsight, I should have added, "I get what he's saying, but..." in my first comment.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: No I'm not. I understand what he's saying. I dislike abosultes with no basis for them. I think you missed mine.

And I can assure you that the attitude of football programs nationwide when it comes to this equipment is not safety first.

Don't be too impressed, the counter tops are cultured marble.

I don't want to get into the semiotics of selling basketball shoes,

It's only a matter of time before an NFL player has a crazy ass name, that if said backwards, sends him back to the 5th Dimension for 90 days.

Warnings, destarrings, suspsensions...

Upon seeing "The Machine" for the first time, I imagine that his guests had the same look of discomfort and pain on their faces as Pat has with 2 strikes.

Ned was taunting him with his crutch from the other side of the glass.

@Phintastic: "And don't get me started on Craggs.... I may as well copy and paste his entire posts into Google."

[meanwhile, at the McManus homestead]

Wilson only makes $6.5 Million. That means he needs a roommate to help with rent in San Francisco. So what if that happens to be a sexual deviant who is into S&M? Do you know how hard it is to find a roommate who comes up with his half of the rent and bills and won't steal your beer?

It appears that Andy Cap's father was a manager in the Football League's Second Division.

@Always Winning: eh... fuck it. Where's the hip-hop thread?

@In Re Hightower: No you misunderstand. Drew is a self-made sociopath.

@kicking222: Hardly. Nobody is alive who remembers the 1906 Earthquake. This was no worse than if he'd compared the Phils to Custer's Last Stand or the sinking of the Lusitania.