@Same Sad Echo: I wish. My six wives won't let me.

I saw there were 72 comments on this post, but I then discovered that 30 of them were dedicated to hip-hop and what everyone is drinking.

His urologist gives those shirts away with every vasectomy.

The word literally means "calves"

Howard Dean still wants to be their candidate.

He's like a kid out there!

where does a gorilla get the money to buy a Santa hat?

Apparently shitty single-parenting is not just for teenaged mothers.

The Giants had a chance to shut the door and go back to their second World Series this decade

The part he's not telling is that in Dec. 2007, he was fired for suggesting that they only show the monkey when Torii Hunter was at bat.

Can't be worse than Rick Reilly's unreleased CD of Tom Jones covers.

Is this really such a big deal? Yes, it may seem harsh, but it can't be worse than being spanked by your parents when you were a kid, right?

I smell an endorsement deal.

You have any interest in photos of an old man who had his hand down a lady-friend's shirt, cupping, rubbing her breast for close to 2 hours while watching the Yankees game last night?

"The Steinbrenners Need To Hire Seatfillers"

Buzz Bissinger has found his soulmate.

The Yankees fan thought it was Deron Williams in whiteface.

Least metal pilot of all time?

I'm holding out for the "Concussion-Inducing Hits" commemorative plate series.