@Nine Bill Muellers: Regardless, the mascot embiggened the role with his Romulent performance.

Mark Schlereth's nickname is Stink,

Wait, does that mean the Chilean miners DIDN'T masturbate?

@GeneralGreivis: It's as though Youtube is possessed by Mediatakeout.

Barry's dis of Sbarro rates a 2.3. He's got a long way to go to reach 10.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: It's like "Who build Stonehenge?" There are a lot of theories, but we'll never know for certain.

That's not urine, that's intensity.

@Ryanosaurus Rex: You really should have waited another 7 minutes.

If you'd write more posts Tommy, I could get rid of my "Word of the Day" calendar.

Really Tommy? Can we get more Lynn Hoppes links instead?

Athletes Cheat Because They Believe So Highly In Themselves

A former middle school teacher in Meridian has pleaded guilty to possession of visual representations of child sex abuse.

"Unorthodox" is also the Greek and Russian word for Catholic.

When one of these nutjobs finally gives A.J. a savage beating, at least they can prosecute the perps for hate crimes.

@Phintastic: Psst... I think CPH is needlessly antagonistic at times.

@ClintonPortishead: More like needlessly antagonistic at times.

Ole Miss considered a bulldog, lion or wildcat mascot to be too exciting.

So that's how it works — not all the time but occasionally, and only because of everyone's obsession to be first.

Just because it's ginger ale doesn't mean he can't do a body shot of it off some skank.

ESPN changed to their current logo a few months after this because Berman kept demanding a chili dog after Sports Center.