in the UK's now-defunct "Table Tennis News"

The really sad part about this is that the match cancellation means the players have been deprived of their reward.

+1 to Urban Dictionary's use of smoky eye in a sentence.

This Little Kid Really Hates The Raiders

I have a J-School degree. Why am I reporting on the lives of stupid, stupid teenagers and their stupid teenage problems?

@vodkanaut: I guess that makes Tommy his food taster.

On a semi-serious note... Would any of us actually be surprised to read about A.J. being savagely beaten by an irate sports fan?

That's definitely A.J.'s joint, and not his mother's. Notice that none of the furniture matches and the walls are still primer white.

@Ryanosaurus Rex: Jesus and everyone else in the Bible drank wine, but they condemn it. They'll probably just tell their members that it was decaf.

As horrible as it may be, that tattoo still looks better than this logo.

Guys trip to Vegas earlier this year, about 12 guys, very solid crew.

@caesarscott: Pedantic and clichéd. At least you're consistent.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers:

(Thanks to 289 for the PS.)

Screaming Lord Byron: WHEN WE TWO PARTED

@ChanHoParkour: sorry its so massive

@Fourth Down Syndrome: Yeah, because it's supposed to be posted Thurs. They must have posted it by accident, then pulled it. I did get to read it, so here's the break down:

I don't think Joe has a fucking clue what's going on. That makes me feel better for him.

Drew, for your next Ohio road trip, here's a boring song to make a boring trip even more excruciatingly boring. You can tell they're from Cincinnati by their uninspiring name.

Galen: ...no idea if this is real, but it's too good not to pass along. Just take me out of any forwards so I don't get fired before I start work.