@J-No: As has been said ad nauseum by others, the slut/whore/size of her genitalia post-coitus comments are out of line.

@Gunsetpark: "Worked for John Updike!"

@tastes_like_burning: My thoughts exactly. This is just stunningly poor judgment on her part. Not only did she take the time to put this together, which serves as evidence that she's a petty and vindictive individual, she was foolish enough to email it out. Once you click send, you have no control over where it…

It was originally supposed to be the "Ambiguously Gay Trio," but they either had to drop Yves from the team or drop the adverb.

When the Referee calls the chains from across the field for a measurement, it's because those are the "official" chains. The other set are the axillary ones. The Head Linesman is in charge of making sure the chain crew is set up correctly. He's the guy who puts the little tag on the chain at a yard line marker. …

It was a shipping mistake on Tesco's part. It was supposed to go to this cat.

Prolonged exposure to Ken Burns can possible result in a liking for jazz, an affinity for Willie Morris and the tendency to sound like a Ken Burns documentary.

@vodkanaut: Just for shits and giggles, here's a cum dumpster and a trophy.

@Tommy Craggs: Are you "Supreme Ruler" of

Bronzino was ultimately rejected by Eastman and Laird as the 5th turtle.

Most of those clowns on TV telling you about the weather are not meteorologists. If they have a degree, its in communications or journalism or one of those bullshit majors Mr. Magary would sneer at. At best, they possess a "Seal of Approval" from the American Meteorological Society.

Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens. ...

What the hell? Is Bruce Vilanch unavailable?

When it comes to marrying one's high school sweetheart, Pharms' story is still less depressing than Peter's in last weeks #greatmomentsindrunkenhookupfai.... And that includes the 27 months Pharms spent in jail.

I've read this book. Jose Canseco is what you'd get if you pumped Edith Wharton full of Deca and threw her in a mesh shirt.

I don't know Tommy... I got a feeling that Hernandez's 14 wild pitches (compared to Sabathia's 8) will sink his chances...

@Saberhagendaaz: Ah shit... missed this.

What Did Bill Cosby Keep in His Basement?

@Kid Canada: No, there aren't 30 people. The majority of FG attempts are in the 20-40 yard range. Kickers who are consistently accurate at that range are more highly valued than those who can kick the ball a country mile with less accuracy.

They want to see stuff that translates on paper. I don't translate to paper.