@ClintonPortishead: I wasn't aware the Mets actually played baseball.

So what need would a drunken passenger have for a satellite navigation system?

I see a Lane Bryant modeling gig in her future.

I'm guessing that shayde1's poster was either:

How about creating more opportunities for players to interact with women inside and outside the team?

@ClueHeywood: Or fast-forward to 2012...

#rantyrants was also a rejected segment for Yo Gabba Gabba. Jim Bunning was to be the first guest star.

@ClueHeywood: Actually Linda's 27, but the Ninjas give more weight to your SAT verbal score.

What's more, it came out that 10 complaints have been filed against him in 16 years, all by women

They were commemorating the recovery of the Vasa Deferens.

Rhinoceros Testicles And The Old Munitions Depot

@thePrototype: .

All the pics are photoshopped. I don't think it's physically possible to fit into the jeans that she's ostensibly "wearing."

@Juancho:

You need to post more columns Tommy. You're holding it all in, so when you finally do, whoo boy, does all that pent-up rage come out.

@Katni: I'm convinced THE MENTALIST! is Drew. He tweeked the format a tad and dumped the all upper-case when he came up with his Robert Evans segment in the Jambaroo.

@AzureTexan: Spain's Olympic Basketball team is certain to be disapointed with the issue.

This would be so much better on Mediatakeout.

while I imagined a Disney character's oversized stuffed head patrolling center at Yankee Stadium

@Delonte, Interrupted: Son, if you want to be in a Kiss tribute band, don't half-ass it.