I can only assume that MarkKelsosMigraine is in a seething rage over your exclusion of Damn Yankees.

I'm not sure that I trust The Baltimoron's intuition here. After this comment, all I've been able to ascertain is that "The Baltimoron" is not just a clever screen name.

Thousands of people on the AIDS quilt disagree with your choice for "worst kind of recycling."

Joe Paterno insists that his mind is sharp, and his health will not affect the team's on field performance. He also added that upcoming games against Colgate, Boston U., VMI and Holy Cross look very very winnable.

I don't know what to say. I'm in utter shock and disbelief that there are women who "like" Deadspin on Facebook.

28 Days Later taught me that animal rights activists are assholes. Those monkeys were not a threat to anyone locked in their cages.

@See you suckers later: A Hindu name: Dharma, Shanti, etc..

@A Duck With a Lisp: Wait.. I meant this Jaws.

You better watch yourselves. Jaws is a Youngstown St. grad.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: What's the relevance of a polar bear in a blizzard?

Shoulda been you, Mr. Met.

@DaveWannstache: +1 call call for some celery.

Counter-point: Why should the new team be the "Elephant in the room" with respect to these farewell ads? Otherwise, you're being disingenuous by telling the fans how great they are and how much you loved your time there, yet you're leaving all the same.

I thought the walrus was Paul.

Batista immediately backed off from his statement, claiming it was misinterpreted and sent the woman flowers.

Rutgers' rival UConn has gotten a verbal commitment from running back Torino Goa.

Steve, how much responsibility do you feel that you bear regarding Stingley's injury? You threw a pass with a hang time that could be measured with a stopwatch.

@Kofi Appiah Biney: Wow... that's like a Brett Favre overtime pass attempt.

Well of course. You're supposed to rub a little dirt in it, not eat it.

He's even rocking his championship ring.