@crazyjoedavola: The trick is to put the gas in the tank, and not on your hands or clothes.
A Duck With a Lisp
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The problem is that nobody in an NFL locker room will notice this poster because they'll be laughing at the one next to it.
@Phintastic: an IT Major presuming to diagnose a car problem? I imagine he's working at a Johnny Rockets these days.
Neat ball trick. If New York or Orlando don't work out, there's always Harlem.
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades into myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. With this "new" Age, the coming of the second Trolloc Wars was upon the people of Chicago.
I also hate bus drivers who block the box.
It didn't help that her lawyer missed the court date after taking a wrong turn at Ammerland.
jimstone777 will soon learn if there are any hipsters in Western New York.
[Later tonight, as aDWaL returns home from work]
Dropping acid at the J.J. Redick poetry recital seemed a smart way to kill the time.
I noticed that none of this is happening in the Bronx... anymore.
@Fuzzy Dunlop: Is there such a thing as a "pro-semetic cheap Jew lawyer" joke?
Connick* is really trying to recoup the costs of Michael's bar mitzvah.
@Trot Nixons Hat: And don't forget the Carthaginians. What a raw deal those guys got. They were enslaved and had their fields salted.
@ObiHaiv: His LinkedIn page doesn't mention that he's an officer, just a "research scientist." My guess is that he's a civilian employee of the USAF.
My favorite water fountains are those with random variances in pressure. You'll be drinking the stream, then it drops an inch, so you lower your mouth to meet it. Then raises back up just in time to send water up your nose.
Can I link this on my twitter for people who want to see a lame Deadspin post by an otherwise good writer?
@ima221: I no like read long comment.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Most non-athletes are merely "unprepared," as opposed to "spectacularly unprepared."